Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Time for a Penguin?

I don't have time to do a proper blog entry, soo...

Now a little treat for all of you who have known the great joy of a Penguin…or a whole package of Penguins!!! (For the uninitiated, Penguins are a kind of cookie, popular in Britain, and also, I have discovered, imported to Taiwan. Although the cookie itself is divine, one of the key attractions is the silly joke that is printed on the wrapping.)

Questions:
1. What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
2. Why did the lobster blush?
3. Which bird is always out of breath?
4. Funny Fact #5: A Starfish can…


Answers:
1. Dam.
2. Because the sea weed.
3. A Puffin
4. Turn itself inside out.

1 comment:

none said...

he he, nice jokes.

Congrats on finishing your novel; I think it's a good idea to print it out. Although a much shorter project, I just finished the 20 page intro to my thesis and when I printed it out, that nice thick stack of paper was pretty exciting.